sunshinesongbird:

"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”

(via asvprock)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via contort)

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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(via ihills)

willgrahamofficial:

gwahop:

willgrahamofficial:

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

The skeleton war was not on the other side of the road

Actually it’s because he didn’t have the guts, which in turn means he was drafted for the skeleton war

(via dontmakeitgayarmin)